eXtrem - Funny For You
Steps and instructions
50 Things Never To Say During Sex.
Instructions for life
50 Ways to Scare People In the Computer Room
101 Steps to a Beautiful Relationship
101 Ways To Be Annoying
365 Days Of Sex
Prison vs.Work
In prison you spend most of your time in a 8x19 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you break for only one meal and you have to pay for that one.
Ways to tell You're an Internet Addict!
1. You prefer to be contacted by e-mail.
2. You spend more money on Internet access in a month than you do on gasoline for your car.
Answering Machine Messages
1. My wife & I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave
your name & number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why
we're not here. So leave a message.
Error messages Win 2K
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
An inspiring thought
A while back I was reading about an expert on subject of time
management. One day this expert was speaking to a group of
business students and, to drive home a point, used an
illustration those students will never forget. As this man
stood in front of the group of high-powered overachievers he
said,'Okay, time for a quiz.'
