Funny, Cool and Free SMS
Funny SMS Love
1. Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
2. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.
Funny SMS Absurd
1. Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …
2. NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
3. Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Funny SMS - Flirt
1. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
3. What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
Funny SMS - Friends
1. I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
2. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
3. U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Funny SMS - Jokes
1. When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
2. The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
3. No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??
